normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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