I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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