Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You have to summon your inner elephant
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You did what with his pubic hair?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
