just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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