omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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