it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
My feet surprised me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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