Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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