bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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