Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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