a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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