How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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