I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
there is glitter all over my balls
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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