No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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