They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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