I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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