HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
