You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think my mom watched the whole time
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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