I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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