I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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