"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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