He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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