I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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