we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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