You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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