i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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