the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
