# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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