if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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