She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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