he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
