i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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