its not stalking. its research.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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