im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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