nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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