I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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