Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
