apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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