As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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