ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I pour the whiskey from now on
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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