It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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