That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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