I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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