I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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