If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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