You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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