Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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