Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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