I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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