i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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