Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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