I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
be right there i have to get my cape
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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